The Hot Edition

Safe Sex Education For Beginners

Safe sex has to be the way responsible sexually active adults conduct their sex lives unless they are in an exclusive and monogamous relationship.

Safe sex does not have to be boring though. Even in school sex education classes pupils are taught the basics about putting on a condom so that there is no excuse for STIs or unwanted pregnancies. Perhaps it might be a step too far to show our young teenagers how to put on a condom with your mouth. Still, it’s a neat trick and you might like to know how to do it so here are the steps. As Mrs Beaton says ‘first get your rabbit’ actually in this case it’s not the rabbit we’re interested in but a condom…so first get your condom, check the air bubble and check its BB date – if it’s passed its expiration date its integrity may be compromised and therefore useless for the purpose of sexual activity. Next, (this has been easy so far, hasn’t it?) open it! Whew! Gently pinch the condom by the tip and place between the teeth so that it looks like you are blowing a bubble. Purse your lips and place them on the head of a nearby erect penis and gently roll down the length of the shaft to unravel the condom with the lips of your mouth pushing the rolled up edges. Hey presto! Condom applied orally.

Meanwhile, having mentioned a ‘rabbit’ you could bring out a little bunny to play with too – remember safe sex is sensible, not boring. A rabbit is more often than not attached to a vibrator so that the clitoris or the anus for that matter depending which way you use it can be stimulated whilst the vagina receives orgasmic attention from the vibrator. Women being capable of multiple orgasms can excite their man with a little bunny show before he does his thing – with a condom covered penis of course.

There are lots of different types of condoms to aid sensation so choose whatever takes your fancy – flavoured, textured, extra sensitive – it’s up to you and your partner.

Sex And The City

There might be virtue in having a roll in the hay in the countryside as long as you’re not a hay fever sufferer but for me sex in the city is the best place any time of the year.

Even if you just go out for a frappucino or a latte in your local coffee bar there are normally people around, customers the barristas who you could spend some time fantasising over while you blow the froth and lick your lips suggestively at the filthy thoughts you’re entertaining. Somehow fantasising about strangers is deliciously taboo. You know absolutely nothing about them apart from their appearance that you’re drinking in and attaching to scenarios you might not even share with your best friend.

Take the cute little tight-assed foreigner I came across the other day. I’m not sure where he came from but he looked Mediterranean, perhaps Portuguese or Italian? Anyway his heavy accent was the first turn on which is why I followed his stroll behind the counter. Given a little lube and some interesting toys I conjured up the pair of us together, me in a teasing set of seductive sexy lingerie and him oiled up and glistening absolutely naked. I entertained the blissful image for a moment or two then I wondered how I would cope with the language barrier we might face. No problem, thought I, the language of love (well, lust in this case) is universal so demonstrating a little bit of work with a dildo should soon encourage him to join in and then I’d show him my toy collection for him to choose something for himself to wear or use on me.

Just as I was getting all moist in my pants I was snapped out of my reverie by the dreamboat bringing me the bill for the coffee I had ordered, which reminded me that my lunch break was over and it was time to get back to the grind.

I was oddly looking forward to it; the grind…there might be something worthy of my attention back at reception, who knows?

Hot Love Seduction – An Insider’s Sexy Secrets

If you want to set the scene for some steamy seduction and a night of passion that will have you screaming for more there are a couple of very simple things you can do.

First of all you have to do some planning and maybe make a few purchases – there are things on the market that are proven to be wonderfully effective at getting your partner in the mood for a night of loving. My friend [let’s keep this anonymous, she wouldn’t want her lovers to know they’ve been part of an experiment] who has had great success with men in the bedroom – actually it’s been the kitchen, living room, bathroom and conservatory too – has a few little things she does to make sure the mood is right every time.

First of all – there’s personal hygiene and grooming. Secondly, there’s making sure the love nest is clean and tidy – you never know where you might suddenly be overcome by the ‘urge’ and you don’t want to be shagging on the shag pile if it stinks of dog, fags or stale pizza. Ditto for bedlinen. Secret number one…sprinkle some lust dust filled with pheromones over the sheets and spray some around the room; your partner won’t know why they feel so bloody horny and you haven’t even started anything yet. Take advantage of the wonders of nature and get the chemistry working and the electricity zapping between the pair of you. Secret number two – make sure that foreplay is interesting and fun, play some games with cards or dice that suggest sexual positions or actions…this takes the pressure off both of you as the ‘choices’ are random [though you can ‘fix’ some of them] and therefore less intimidating and allow you to be adventurous without being pushy. Secret number three – pamper your partner with some exciting warming massage oils that stimulate sensation and many of them are also edible with a variety of flavours that are bound to suit every palate; the suggestion of this is bound to lead on to exciting discoveries.

Slipping into something more comfortable that is incredibly sexy, using a scent that makes you feel confident and has allure, ticking erogenous zones with a feather while your lover is blindfold and music to glide and grind to are standard weapons you should already have in your sexual arsenal.

Where you go from there depends on your trust and daring and how well you know your lover – bondage and fetish toys might be best brought out when you know their preferences.