Last weekend we had a party planned and the edible tits and willies made it so much fun. A sizeable group of friends were to come and we were stuck for a theme that wouldn’t cramp people’s style in either their dress code, taste in music or type of food they liked. Hmm…what’s universal and meets that brief? SEX!
Guests were told to bring food contributions that contained as much sexual innuendo as possible. There were penis-shaped pasta salads, pizzas and breadsticks that had been given treatments with trimming and toppings to make them phallic and cakes, buns and jellies provided a vast array of tits in all sorts of guises. There were even pert nipple breath fresheners and peppermint peckers to serve up as after-dinner mints! For those who didn’t like mints, there were fruity little genital-shaped gums to entertain the palate.
Once the tables were filled with all sorts of naughty dishes the fun just got better when our host insisted that you had to describe your foodstuff in the sexiest terms possible. Nigella would have loved it! Sexual innuendo and ‘nudge nudge wink wink’ euphemisms made their descriptions very appealing, the power of suggestion raising the temperature in the room so that the images became more and more daring or bizarre and we were nearly wetting ourselves from gigging so much when anything that had to be drizzled and licked made it nearly impossible to eat the food without being deliberately suggestive and making matters worse.
It wasn’t long before the chocolate body paint and the strawberry one too made their way into the room. It was all very tame but still surprisingly arousing to discover so many innocent areas were erogenous zones – licking the sweet confection from necks and strangely – the inside of the wrists, proved highly popular and quite exciting. Two very naughty ladies took advantage of our host’s stash of erotic toys and made moulds of each other’s pussy in chocolate and of course they were brought in for the guests to enjoy – first of all guessing which mould belonged to which woman and then playing a game with the chocolate pussy as the prize.
Obviously the food revealed those in the company with an oral fixation and it was hilarious trying to eat the dishes without some comment being passed that had you choking with laughter, Honestly, I didn’t know how much ‘pie’, ‘cream’, slurping, licking, sucking and swallowing, gobbling and nibbling [and even spitting cherry stones and olive pits that had formerly been ‘nipples’ on some edible or other] went on.
Everyone joined in with great gusto and although it was no orgy I think when the guests left there were a few pairings off for those whose appetites hadn’t quite been satisfied despite the spread. They were just hungry for more.
