Ice-cream vans have cones, and promise so much – things that are slick like creamy, twisty, screwballs and oh so many things that make you think of sex! The wonderful confectionary is so smooth, cool, creamy and godammit – phallic looking. Don’t tell me that when you lick over a lolly or a cone you don’t think of what else your mouth could be doing.
Oral sensation is magnificent – you’ve got taste, smell, touch, temperature, texture and size bombarding you in one sensual hit. My thoughts wander and I must admit, I do play with items in my mouth…should I slurp suck or lick? If I lick should it be in little circles that tease or should I lick in long strokes that go from end to tip or should I lick in one sweep around? And catching the drips when it melts and licking your lips clean of the ice-cream – phoar!
Oh, I do tease myself with the possibilities and the alternative scenarios that could be playing out. It’s not really that good actually, especially once you go out into the garden to fantasise about the ice-cream or lolly and all you can hear is the buzzing of bees or flies. Buzzing…cones…my mind just wanders.
Then I wander inside and wonder …where did I leave that cone? This time I’m talking about the sort of cone that gives you intimate pleasure. Just like an ice-cream cone there are so many different ways to approach this fabulous sex toy; sit astride it and let it buzz about your nether regions - its amazingly stimulating round your ass or slightly inside your vagina where it can massage your labia and clitoris if you wriggle right or you can place the suction base against a wall at just the right height for you to present yourself doggie style if you really want to drive yourself to distraction.
And…just like ice-creams that you can add extra flavourings and toppings to, this cone is ideal for just the same treatment. Add a little strawberry [or whatever flavour you prefer] warming massage oil or gel to enhance sensation or go for a cool minty crème that will make you tingle. Perhaps a love ball or two, a bullet or an egg, strategically placed to benefit from the vibrations busy being bizzy below and you’re set for an explosive, orgasmic thrill [set of thrills]
Your mind may wonder even more next time you hear that ice-cream van’s teasing tinkle as it comes down your street.
