...Ultimate pleasure from a distance!
Most of the emails and jokes that go around suggest that God gave guys two hands so that they can hold their penis in one and the remote control in the other and gave women two hands for holding the mobile phone and a credit card at the same time.
That’s a bit harsh really but I suspect there is a grain of truth in there. Where else do stereotypes come from? Sex toys have always been at the cutting edge of design technology with many now considered a work of art; miniaturisation and electronic sophistication have a place today in the bedroom too. Gadgets, the guys love them and the girls can capitalise on that fascination.
Isn’t it just awesome to consider the possibilities of teeny-weeny batteries, silicon chips and PCBs that generate enough power to provide stimulation in all the right places…by remote control? Whoo hoo! Maybe now he’ll be a bit more interested in the paraphernalia you have in the second drawer down of your bedside locker. (Well, that’s where my stash is)!
Adult toys have also benefited from the different types of materials available for hygienic penetration of orifices anal, vaginal or oral and now they can be operated remotely from distances up to fifty feet! With pearl shine finishes, shiny steel or jelly textured nodules there are so many ways that pleasure can be offered and accepted. Smooth, ridged, firm but yielding, solid as a rock – any preference you have can be purchased if you browse through a sex toys catalogue of items available for mutual erotic pleasure.
How or why would you bother with something from a distance when the sex act is popularly regarded as a close and intimate thing? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Just like playing trust games with blindfolds or bondage accessories the element of surprise and the power of control can be very arousing. It also makes for very good filming so that you can see ‘now I’m there, now I’m not’ just from the facial expressions and the sounds of desirous moans either wanting more or mourning the loss of vibrant sensation. He’ll soon learn the difference between a cry of pleasure and a scream of anger – even if he’s in the bathroom while you’re in the bedroom and he decides to play silly buggers.
Remote control sex toys are a bit like a multi-media presentation, a sort of interactive erotic power point – stimulating and satisfying to all the senses if you exploit all the possibilities they offer.
Try some soon, you won’t be sorry.
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