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Sexy Summer Fun & Games

If we are to believe what we hear the weather forecast for the summer is good, about time to!

But that means long journeys in the car and interminable delays in traffic jams.  Rather than just mooning other motorists, as is traditional, I have thought up a sexy new game we can all play to keep us amused in the car this summer.

A recent article suggested that John Barrowman who plays bi-sexual Jack Harkness in the Dr. Who spin-off, Torchwood, thinks that spin off sex toys from the show would be a great idea!  Sounds good to me! I wonder what it would be like if all TV shows, movies and the like set up their own sex toy spin offs. That got me thinking about my favourite shows and what sex toys they might promote:

Sex Toy Story might not be one for the youngsters, but I bet it would be a great watch!  How about that great ITV staple cop show The Billdo?  Cock Wan and his insights into, well, everything should be worth a peep too. Oh and a cartoon favourite Jessica Rampant Rabbit.   Then there’s a musical favourite of mine the Pussycat Blow Up Dolls.   I love an afternoon quiz and Golden Massage Balls is definitely one to sip a cuppa to.    For the religious there is always Dongs of Praise and for the motor enthusiast the programme that describes all we have to offer here at Hot Edition – Top Gear!

No seriously folks, this is definitely a game for the summer hols, if not for the kids, for you and your mates as you motor off for some fun in the sun.

Try to think of as many re-names for our favourite films, TV shows, songs etc and let us know what you come up with!

How to use a Dildo

Here are some tips and guidance on getting personal with your dildo.

There are many ways to use a dildo, that's for sure and a period of trial & error will certainly benefit anyone looking to use their first dildo or for those looking to experiment.

A dildo is like a vibrator without batteries; it doesn't move so you are always in total control of movement and speed.  There are a huge variety of sizes, shapes, colours and textures to choose from and you will need to find the ones that suit you.

If you are just starting out with sex toys and you are not sure what is going to work for you then our advice is to start small and build yourself up.  You can get little, discreet dildos with which you can experiment to understand which masturbation technique you enjoy most.  After you get comfortable with that one, you can upgrade to a bigger one or one with a different shape.

You should use a good lube when using any sex toys such as dildos.  Apply it to the sex toy and also to the outside and inside of your body (n.b. you can not use a silicon-based lube on a silicon sex toy).

Using a condom is a good idea if you are unsure whether you might have an allergic reaction to a dildo.  Condoms should also be used if you are using the same toy for vaginal and anal penetration or if you intend to share it.

It's a good idea to get horny before you use your dildo inside you.  Use it on the outside of your body, caressing your labia (and/or anus) and get the juices flowing for penetration.  Then take it slow at first while you get used to how it feels and how deep it will go.

Next step is to experiment with speed and rhythm.  You might find that this is different than with your partner and that you can get different sensations using the dildo yourself than when your partner uses it with you.  This is all the fun of getting used to it.

Always read any instructions or labels that come with your sex toy product.  But above all, be safe and sexy.

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Top Tips

1. Why not get into the mood with a sexy book or movie?  There are XXX DVDs and sexy novels to suit all tastes and preferences.

2. Dressing up can set the mood for you and your partner.  From sexy nurse outfits to risque bondage gear, there is something for everyone if you fancy a little role play.

3. Finally, there is a wide variety of sexual enhancers available from creams & oils to gels & lotions that can be used to make your sexual experience orgasmic.

Vibrators cure Hysteria!

We should count ourselves very lucky to live in times where vibrators are not a medical invention!

It wasn't that long ago that the medical profession believed that "women's hysteria" could be resolved by massaging the genitals until cured.  They noted that twitchings, pain and pleasure where all part of the process which resulted in ultimately satisfaction from the problem.  But not for the doctors, who claimed it was tedious and took too much time!

It is curious to me that no-one suggested that women might try this antidote themselves in the comfort of their own bedroom - or wherever took their fancy!

From water-based to steam-powered, systems have been created to offer relief to women in this sense of "stress" until the first modern vibrator was manufactured by Weiss in the 1880s, powered now by batteries.  Electric and even hand-cranked versions were available from the early 20th century. 

(Hand-cranked?  Can you imagine masturbating and hand-cranking at the same time?  Is that like patting your head and rubbing your stomach?! - ed).

Naturally the process for this treatment became home-based and the doctors could go back to carrying out treatments less boring.  And then the advent of free love in the 60s started the revolution from 'neck massagers' to Vibrators following on in the 80s and Ann Summers makes these products both respectable and attainable by bringing them to the high street.

With the birth of the Internet of course Vibrators, Dildos, Anal Toys, Sexy DVDs, Bondage gear & all manner of hysteria-curing sex toys are now available to buy from the comfort of your own home and delivered to you in discreet packaging if anonymity is required.

Of course you could always go down to the Surgery and ask your doctor for a cure for Hysteria...if he's good-looking of course...otherwise you might be better off visiting our sex toy shop, Hot Edition and we promise there will be nothing powered by steam or requiring hand-cranking!