If we are to believe what we hear the weather forecast for the summer is good, about time to!
But that means long journeys in the car and interminable delays in traffic jams. Rather than just mooning other motorists, as is traditional, I have thought up a sexy new game we can all play to keep us amused in the car this summer.
A recent article suggested that John Barrowman who plays bi-sexual Jack Harkness in the Dr. Who spin-off, Torchwood, thinks that spin off sex toys from the show would be a great idea! Sounds good to me! I wonder what it would be like if all TV shows, movies and the like set up their own sex toy spin offs. That got me thinking about my favourite shows and what sex toys they might promote:
Sex Toy Story might not be one for the youngsters, but I bet it would be a great watch! How about that great ITV staple cop show The Billdo? Cock Wan and his insights into, well, everything should be worth a peep too. Oh and a cartoon favourite Jessica Rampant Rabbit. Then there’s a musical favourite of mine the Pussycat Blow Up Dolls. I love an afternoon quiz and Golden Massage Balls is definitely one to sip a cuppa to. For the religious there is always Dongs of Praise and for the motor enthusiast the programme that describes all we have to offer here at Hot Edition – Top Gear!
No seriously folks, this is definitely a game for the summer hols, if not for the kids, for you and your mates as you motor off for some fun in the sun. Try to think of as many re-names for our favourite films, TV shows, songs etc and let us know what you come up with!


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