The Hot Edition

Sex And The City

There might be virtue in having a roll in the hay in the countryside as long as you’re not a hay fever sufferer but for me sex in the city is the best place any time of the year.

Even if you just go out for a frappucino or a latte in your local coffee bar there are normally people around, customers the barristas who you could spend some time fantasising over while you blow the froth and lick your lips suggestively at the filthy thoughts you’re entertaining. Somehow fantasising about strangers is deliciously taboo. You know absolutely nothing about them apart from their appearance that you’re drinking in and attaching to scenarios you might not even share with your best friend.

Take the cute little tight-assed foreigner I came across the other day. I’m not sure where he came from but he looked Mediterranean, perhaps Portuguese or Italian? Anyway his heavy accent was the first turn on which is why I followed his stroll behind the counter. Given a little lube and some interesting toys I conjured up the pair of us together, me in a teasing set of seductive sexy lingerie and him oiled up and glistening absolutely naked. I entertained the blissful image for a moment or two then I wondered how I would cope with the language barrier we might face. No problem, thought I, the language of love (well, lust in this case) is universal so demonstrating a little bit of work with a dildo should soon encourage him to join in and then I’d show him my toy collection for him to choose something for himself to wear or use on me.

Just as I was getting all moist in my pants I was snapped out of my reverie by the dreamboat bringing me the bill for the coffee I had ordered, which reminded me that my lunch break was over and it was time to get back to the grind.

I was oddly looking forward to it; the grind…there might be something worthy of my attention back at reception, who knows?

Hot Love Seduction – An Insider’s Sexy Secrets

If you want to set the scene for some steamy seduction and a night of passion that will have you screaming for more there are a couple of very simple things you can do.

First of all you have to do some planning and maybe make a few purchases – there are things on the market that are proven to be wonderfully effective at getting your partner in the mood for a night of loving. My friend [let’s keep this anonymous, she wouldn’t want her lovers to know they’ve been part of an experiment] who has had great success with men in the bedroom – actually it’s been the kitchen, living room, bathroom and conservatory too – has a few little things she does to make sure the mood is right every time.

First of all – there’s personal hygiene and grooming. Secondly, there’s making sure the love nest is clean and tidy – you never know where you might suddenly be overcome by the ‘urge’ and you don’t want to be shagging on the shag pile if it stinks of dog, fags or stale pizza. Ditto for bedlinen. Secret number one…sprinkle some lust dust filled with pheromones over the sheets and spray some around the room; your partner won’t know why they feel so bloody horny and you haven’t even started anything yet. Take advantage of the wonders of nature and get the chemistry working and the electricity zapping between the pair of you. Secret number two – make sure that foreplay is interesting and fun, play some games with cards or dice that suggest sexual positions or actions…this takes the pressure off both of you as the ‘choices’ are random [though you can ‘fix’ some of them] and therefore less intimidating and allow you to be adventurous without being pushy. Secret number three – pamper your partner with some exciting warming massage oils that stimulate sensation and many of them are also edible with a variety of flavours that are bound to suit every palate; the suggestion of this is bound to lead on to exciting discoveries.

Slipping into something more comfortable that is incredibly sexy, using a scent that makes you feel confident and has allure, ticking erogenous zones with a feather while your lover is blindfold and music to glide and grind to are standard weapons you should already have in your sexual arsenal.

Where you go from there depends on your trust and daring and how well you know your lover – bondage and fetish toys might be best brought out when you know their preferences.

Waterproof Sex Toy Wonders

Many sex toys that vibrate are now safely available as waterproof products, which makes then ideal for use while you’re bathing, showering, in the spa, hydro pool, swimming pool, ocean, lake, pond or puddle.

Yep! Once you discover the joy of buzzing while you bathe you’ll never look back. Of course there are the non-battery operated toys that you can use – any of the dildos, dongs, butt plugs, love beads, balls or bullets could provide you with amazing sensations whilst you are immersed. What you do need to be aware of is whether your toy can take the lotions, potions, bubble baths and bath bombs without being compromised; even whilst within you a certain amount of water will enter your passage/s especially if you have something inserted in them. It would be awful to spoil the surface of a toy because you unsuspectingly added some scented oils or bubbly frothy substance that wasn’t compatible as a cleaner.

Anyway – forget sex on the beach, it’s overrated and far too gritty – try sex in the bath with one of the many toys, including the ‘Shower Penis Pump’, ‘Rub My Duckie’ and ‘Bathtime Butterfly’ for more fun than bubbles and soapy lather hairstyles will ever provide. Naked, warm, pink, glowing and moist – you’re body’s just asking for you to lavish some extra special attention on it. It would be positively criminal to ignore its hints. While you have a quiet, private moment indulge yourself for a really satisfying soak and come… (Sorry, my mind wandered) and come out relaxed and at one with the world.

It’s an ideal place to take your pleasure when you’re all gleaming and glistening and the warmth of the water has sent your blood vessels to the surface making you much more receptive to the indulgence your nerve endings will have no problem transmitting to the pleasure centre in your brain.

It’s not all in the mind though, it’s below the water and in your body and it’s absolutely dreamy.

How To Give Great Oral Sex

Ladies first – does your partner know how to give great oral sex?

Lucky you if the answer is yes. So many of us aren’t able to answer quite so positively. Still there is hope. There are a few things you can do to make sure the idea is attractive and appealing to your partner in order to get them down there in the first place.

Excellent personal hygiene is the first thing – there are many jokes about fishy smells, Grimsby and other harbours –so make sure you don’t become the butt of one of those jokes. Clean and fresh is much more attractive than dirty and smelly I’m sure you will agree. The second thing is good grooming, a ratty looking pussy is not attractive. Many men feel better if they don’t have to cope with straggly pubes that get stuck in their mouths and interrupt the action as they withdraw from the scene to remove the annoying hair that’s interfering with the action. Get a good bikini wax that’ll clear away any possible interruptions or keep it short. Make sure there are no unsightly pustules of ingrown hairs often caused by shaving by using one of the proprietary lotions available or remove the offending ingrown hair with fine-point tweezers. Have your pussy looking pretty with maybe a stencil shaved in or dyed to make it even more attractive.

If you time it so that you come straight out of the shower or bath to your partner’s arms you’ll be wonderfully fresh and your body will be warm, pink and moist, you’ll be relaxed and confident and the heat from the bath will have caused your blood vessels to open already. All you need do now is gain your partner’s trust and one of the best ways of doing this is to start playing with yourself, get your juices flowing. There’s something of the voyeur in all of us that makes it so appealing to watch someone pleasuring themselves. Then what you need to do is dip your finger into your vagina, and oh so slowly and sexily place it in your mouth to prove it’s not poison then do it again and offer your finger to them this time.

Having presented yourself as relaxed, confident, sexy, well groomed and smelling and tasting oh so sweet there shouldn’t be anything stopping them giving you a great munch. If they want to improve their technique – just tell them what you want and how you like it and for extra information there are great guides to make sure your partner understands the biology and physics behind it all.

Buy them a book beforehand to make extra sure!

How to fake an Orgasm

Just to have some fun, here is a video about faking an orgasm.  The female class discuss how to fake an orgasm and make it realistic whilst the male class learn how to tell a real orgasm.  Hilarity ensues as both classes have the same outcomes!  And if you want help in making sure that orgasm goes as planned, then take a look at the Ultimate Orgasm Kit from Hot Edition.

Dating Humor: How To Fake An Orgasm

"Make sure that you don't make complete sentences and keep the volume down, you're not having movie sex for crying out loud"

The video starts with the sound of the Big 'O', what noise a woman should make when she is faking it, as presented by the female class.  It then moves on to the face and what that should look like when the "orgasm" occurs!

The male class then proceed to discuss what happens to the female chest and breathing when a "real" orgasm is experienced and this is then mirrored by the female class learning how to fake the Big 'O'.

The film continues through the Orgasm and to the reaction after the event...why both parties should just roll over and go to sleep - "It's like running a marathon" - Men are from Mars...Women are from Venus has never been truer!

Of course in real life you don't have to rely on having to fake an orgasm, you can get some help from a wide range of sex toys and aids.  Hot Edition stocks a large variety of the following orgasm-inducing sex toys:

Vibrators, Dildos, Enhancers, Anal Toys and even Orgasm Boosters and much, much more at www.hotedition.com

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