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Sex And The City

There might be virtue in having a roll in the hay in the countryside as long as you’re not a hay fever sufferer but for me sex in the city is the best place any time of the year.

Even if you just go out for a frappucino or a latte in your local coffee bar there are normally people around, customers the barristas who you could spend some time fantasising over while you blow the froth and lick your lips suggestively at the filthy thoughts you’re entertaining. Somehow fantasising about strangers is deliciously taboo. You know absolutely nothing about them apart from their appearance that you’re drinking in and attaching to scenarios you might not even share with your best friend.

Take the cute little tight-assed foreigner I came across the other day. I’m not sure where he came from but he looked Mediterranean, perhaps Portuguese or Italian? Anyway his heavy accent was the first turn on which is why I followed his stroll behind the counter. Given a little lube and some interesting toys I conjured up the pair of us together, me in a teasing set of seductive sexy lingerie and him oiled up and glistening absolutely naked. I entertained the blissful image for a moment or two then I wondered how I would cope with the language barrier we might face. No problem, thought I, the language of love (well, lust in this case) is universal so demonstrating a little bit of work with a dildo should soon encourage him to join in and then I’d show him my toy collection for him to choose something for himself to wear or use on me.

Just as I was getting all moist in my pants I was snapped out of my reverie by the dreamboat bringing me the bill for the coffee I had ordered, which reminded me that my lunch break was over and it was time to get back to the grind.

I was oddly looking forward to it; the grind…there might be something worthy of my attention back at reception, who knows?

Celebrity Sex Toys

Hey – did you know there are celebrities available for you to use as sex toys?

 

Not the actual people but real life-size copies of them as dolls or their most intimate parts cloned for you do the deed with whenever you want. I have always had a thing for Paris Hilton, she’s a bit on the scrawny side, I prefer my women to be real women with a bit more flesh and bigger tits but there’s just something about her that makes her always pop into my fantasies and gets me all hot under the collar and stiff at the thought and just wondering…

 

How pleased was I to find out that a Paris is available as a love doll and she’s not the only babe available in the Super Star collection. Mary Carey, Pamela, J-ho and Penthouse Pet Jamie Lynn all have their charms on offer too. There are pin-ups, centrefolds and porn queens, there’s vibrating, sucking and stroking available in realistic, lifelike skin finishes. I haven’t had the pleasure of these actual celebrities but I have enjoyed the charms of many real live women and I’m telling you, the substitutes do feel as good around you as the real thing.

 

Once I found out what was available I realised it was only the parts that mattered really had appeal for me and I discovered a whole range of absolutely stunning girls who had had their pussy and/or ass moulded and cloned so that you could have a stroke, a suck or blow or a really satisfying banging session just by bringing them out of a can or a flashlight. Lips and clits and pusses and asses were all there; the range and variety was amazing. Who to choose - Taylor Wane, Jenna Jameson, Carla, Carmen or Crazy Daisy?

 

I must confess they do encourage you to do the dirtiest things – I’m all for filth!

Sex, Cones and Ice-cream!

Ice-cream vans have cones, and promise so much – things that are slick like creamy, twisty, screwballs and oh so many things that make you think of sex! The wonderful confectionary is so smooth, cool, creamy and godammit – phallic looking. Don’t tell me that when you lick over a lolly or a cone you don’t think of what else your mouth could be doing.

Oral sensation is magnificent – you’ve got taste, smell, touch, temperature, texture and size bombarding you in one sensual hit. My thoughts wander and I must admit, I do play with items in my mouth…should I slurp suck or lick? If I lick should it be in little circles that tease or should I lick in long strokes that go from end to tip or should I lick in one sweep around?  And catching the drips when it melts and licking your lips clean of the ice-cream – phoar!

Oh, I do tease myself with the possibilities and the alternative scenarios that could be playing out. It’s not really that good actually, especially once you go out into the garden to fantasise about the ice-cream or lolly and all you can hear is the buzzing of bees or flies. Buzzing…cones…my mind just wanders.

Then I wander inside and wonder …where did I leave that cone? This time I’m talking about the sort of cone that gives you intimate pleasure. Just like an ice-cream cone there are so many different ways to approach this fabulous sex toy; sit astride it and let it buzz about your nether regions - its amazingly stimulating round your ass or slightly inside your vagina where it can massage your labia and clitoris if you wriggle right or you can place the suction base against a wall at just the right height for you to present yourself doggie style if you really want to drive yourself to distraction.

And…just like ice-creams that you can add extra flavourings and toppings to, this cone is ideal for just the same treatment. Add a little strawberry [or whatever flavour you prefer] warming massage oil or gel to enhance sensation or go for a cool minty crème that will make you tingle. Perhaps a love ball or two, a bullet or an egg, strategically placed to benefit from the vibrations busy being bizzy below and you’re set for an explosive, orgasmic thrill [set of thrills]

Your mind may wonder even more next time you hear that ice-cream van’s teasing tinkle as it comes down your street. 

Sexy Summer Fun & Games

If we are to believe what we hear the weather forecast for the summer is good, about time to!

But that means long journeys in the car and interminable delays in traffic jams.  Rather than just mooning other motorists, as is traditional, I have thought up a sexy new game we can all play to keep us amused in the car this summer.

A recent article suggested that John Barrowman who plays bi-sexual Jack Harkness in the Dr. Who spin-off, Torchwood, thinks that spin off sex toys from the show would be a great idea!  Sounds good to me! I wonder what it would be like if all TV shows, movies and the like set up their own sex toy spin offs. That got me thinking about my favourite shows and what sex toys they might promote:

Sex Toy Story might not be one for the youngsters, but I bet it would be a great watch!  How about that great ITV staple cop show The Billdo?  Cock Wan and his insights into, well, everything should be worth a peep too. Oh and a cartoon favourite Jessica Rampant Rabbit.   Then there’s a musical favourite of mine the Pussycat Blow Up Dolls.   I love an afternoon quiz and Golden Massage Balls is definitely one to sip a cuppa to.    For the religious there is always Dongs of Praise and for the motor enthusiast the programme that describes all we have to offer here at Hot Edition – Top Gear!

No seriously folks, this is definitely a game for the summer hols, if not for the kids, for you and your mates as you motor off for some fun in the sun.

Try to think of as many re-names for our favourite films, TV shows, songs etc and let us know what you come up with!

Sexual Fantasies Full-filled with sex toys!

There is such a variety of sexually stimulating adult sex toys on the market that almost every fantasy can be fulfilled.

I say almost every fantasy because I don’t know how wild your personal fantasies might be – if they involve jet planes or skydiving your options are limited to your budget and specialist services!  This article is about using adult toys to fulfil sexual fantasies.  And I mean full-fill!

The fantasy scenarios in many porn mags that involve group sex can intimidate women.  They think about it, they imagine what it might be like but they are reluctant to pursue it.  Women tend to take into consideration the feelings of the individual with whom they have chosen to share their bodily fluids and sex is normally such an intimate act for them that trying to find three men with suitable equipment; who wouldn’t have a jealous reaction; that are attractive and available just has too much admin involved to make it ever realistically happen.

However, the simulation of such an indulgence can be realised with a selection of sex toys that provide realistic sensation and a taste of what the real thing might be like.  Remote control vibrators really come into their own for this purpose as they allow hands free operation, which means you can concentrate on controlling other appliances manually for your ultimate pleasure.

Having inserted one of these terribly clever devices into your vagina you can opt for at least another two sex aids to simulate multiple-partner sex.  Another remote device could be used for anal pleasure should that be your choice, a clitoral stimulator might be in one hand and in the other you could hold a realistic firm flesh dildo to practise your oral skill while nipple clamps could make sure that no part of your body is being neglected during this sexual indulge-athon.

What’s great about the selection of toys is that you can choose the size that you think would suit you best.  If it’s your first time for anal penetration you might want to try an anal beginners kit or maybe you want to see how much you can take orally or vaginally and opt for some of the toys with larger dimensions or exaggerated textures and features.

With some ambient music playing in the background, anything from Mahler to Metallica (whatever suits your personal taste) can help take you to a climax where everything is under your call and control…even in the bath if you choose some of the products specifically for that purpose!

With such a range of sexually stimulating adult toys available you’ll be spoilt for choice, but you won’t ever have a boring night in again, I promise!

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