The Hot Edition

Safe Sex Education For Beginners

Safe sex has to be the way responsible sexually active adults conduct their sex lives unless they are in an exclusive and monogamous relationship.

Safe sex does not have to be boring though. Even in school sex education classes pupils are taught the basics about putting on a condom so that there is no excuse for STIs or unwanted pregnancies. Perhaps it might be a step too far to show our young teenagers how to put on a condom with your mouth. Still, it’s a neat trick and you might like to know how to do it so here are the steps. As Mrs Beaton says ‘first get your rabbit’ actually in this case it’s not the rabbit we’re interested in but a condom…so first get your condom, check the air bubble and check its BB date – if it’s passed its expiration date its integrity may be compromised and therefore useless for the purpose of sexual activity. Next, (this has been easy so far, hasn’t it?) open it! Whew! Gently pinch the condom by the tip and place between the teeth so that it looks like you are blowing a bubble. Purse your lips and place them on the head of a nearby erect penis and gently roll down the length of the shaft to unravel the condom with the lips of your mouth pushing the rolled up edges. Hey presto! Condom applied orally.

Meanwhile, having mentioned a ‘rabbit’ you could bring out a little bunny to play with too – remember safe sex is sensible, not boring. A rabbit is more often than not attached to a vibrator so that the clitoris or the anus for that matter depending which way you use it can be stimulated whilst the vagina receives orgasmic attention from the vibrator. Women being capable of multiple orgasms can excite their man with a little bunny show before he does his thing – with a condom covered penis of course.

There are lots of different types of condoms to aid sensation so choose whatever takes your fancy – flavoured, textured, extra sensitive – it’s up to you and your partner.

Hot Love Seduction – An Insider’s Sexy Secrets

If you want to set the scene for some steamy seduction and a night of passion that will have you screaming for more there are a couple of very simple things you can do.

First of all you have to do some planning and maybe make a few purchases – there are things on the market that are proven to be wonderfully effective at getting your partner in the mood for a night of loving. My friend [let’s keep this anonymous, she wouldn’t want her lovers to know they’ve been part of an experiment] who has had great success with men in the bedroom – actually it’s been the kitchen, living room, bathroom and conservatory too – has a few little things she does to make sure the mood is right every time.

First of all – there’s personal hygiene and grooming. Secondly, there’s making sure the love nest is clean and tidy – you never know where you might suddenly be overcome by the ‘urge’ and you don’t want to be shagging on the shag pile if it stinks of dog, fags or stale pizza. Ditto for bedlinen. Secret number one…sprinkle some lust dust filled with pheromones over the sheets and spray some around the room; your partner won’t know why they feel so bloody horny and you haven’t even started anything yet. Take advantage of the wonders of nature and get the chemistry working and the electricity zapping between the pair of you. Secret number two – make sure that foreplay is interesting and fun, play some games with cards or dice that suggest sexual positions or actions…this takes the pressure off both of you as the ‘choices’ are random [though you can ‘fix’ some of them] and therefore less intimidating and allow you to be adventurous without being pushy. Secret number three – pamper your partner with some exciting warming massage oils that stimulate sensation and many of them are also edible with a variety of flavours that are bound to suit every palate; the suggestion of this is bound to lead on to exciting discoveries.

Slipping into something more comfortable that is incredibly sexy, using a scent that makes you feel confident and has allure, ticking erogenous zones with a feather while your lover is blindfold and music to glide and grind to are standard weapons you should already have in your sexual arsenal.

Where you go from there depends on your trust and daring and how well you know your lover – bondage and fetish toys might be best brought out when you know their preferences.

Waterproof Sex Toy Wonders

Many sex toys that vibrate are now safely available as waterproof products, which makes then ideal for use while you’re bathing, showering, in the spa, hydro pool, swimming pool, ocean, lake, pond or puddle.

Yep! Once you discover the joy of buzzing while you bathe you’ll never look back. Of course there are the non-battery operated toys that you can use – any of the dildos, dongs, butt plugs, love beads, balls or bullets could provide you with amazing sensations whilst you are immersed. What you do need to be aware of is whether your toy can take the lotions, potions, bubble baths and bath bombs without being compromised; even whilst within you a certain amount of water will enter your passage/s especially if you have something inserted in them. It would be awful to spoil the surface of a toy because you unsuspectingly added some scented oils or bubbly frothy substance that wasn’t compatible as a cleaner.

Anyway – forget sex on the beach, it’s overrated and far too gritty – try sex in the bath with one of the many toys, including the ‘Shower Penis Pump’, ‘Rub My Duckie’ and ‘Bathtime Butterfly’ for more fun than bubbles and soapy lather hairstyles will ever provide. Naked, warm, pink, glowing and moist – you’re body’s just asking for you to lavish some extra special attention on it. It would be positively criminal to ignore its hints. While you have a quiet, private moment indulge yourself for a really satisfying soak and come… (Sorry, my mind wandered) and come out relaxed and at one with the world.

It’s an ideal place to take your pleasure when you’re all gleaming and glistening and the warmth of the water has sent your blood vessels to the surface making you much more receptive to the indulgence your nerve endings will have no problem transmitting to the pleasure centre in your brain.

It’s not all in the mind though, it’s below the water and in your body and it’s absolutely dreamy.

How To Give Great Oral Sex

Ladies first – does your partner know how to give great oral sex?

Lucky you if the answer is yes. So many of us aren’t able to answer quite so positively. Still there is hope. There are a few things you can do to make sure the idea is attractive and appealing to your partner in order to get them down there in the first place.

Excellent personal hygiene is the first thing – there are many jokes about fishy smells, Grimsby and other harbours –so make sure you don’t become the butt of one of those jokes. Clean and fresh is much more attractive than dirty and smelly I’m sure you will agree. The second thing is good grooming, a ratty looking pussy is not attractive. Many men feel better if they don’t have to cope with straggly pubes that get stuck in their mouths and interrupt the action as they withdraw from the scene to remove the annoying hair that’s interfering with the action. Get a good bikini wax that’ll clear away any possible interruptions or keep it short. Make sure there are no unsightly pustules of ingrown hairs often caused by shaving by using one of the proprietary lotions available or remove the offending ingrown hair with fine-point tweezers. Have your pussy looking pretty with maybe a stencil shaved in or dyed to make it even more attractive.

If you time it so that you come straight out of the shower or bath to your partner’s arms you’ll be wonderfully fresh and your body will be warm, pink and moist, you’ll be relaxed and confident and the heat from the bath will have caused your blood vessels to open already. All you need do now is gain your partner’s trust and one of the best ways of doing this is to start playing with yourself, get your juices flowing. There’s something of the voyeur in all of us that makes it so appealing to watch someone pleasuring themselves. Then what you need to do is dip your finger into your vagina, and oh so slowly and sexily place it in your mouth to prove it’s not poison then do it again and offer your finger to them this time.

Having presented yourself as relaxed, confident, sexy, well groomed and smelling and tasting oh so sweet there shouldn’t be anything stopping them giving you a great munch. If they want to improve their technique – just tell them what you want and how you like it and for extra information there are great guides to make sure your partner understands the biology and physics behind it all.

Buy them a book beforehand to make extra sure!

Novelty Edible Tits and Willies Liven Up the Party

Last weekend we had a party planned and the edible tits and willies made it so much fun. A sizeable group of friends were to come and we were stuck for a theme that wouldn’t cramp people’s style in either their dress code, taste in music or type of food they liked. Hmm…what’s universal and meets that brief? SEX!

Guests were told to bring food contributions that contained as much sexual innuendo as possible. There were penis-shaped pasta salads, pizzas and breadsticks that had been given treatments with trimming and toppings to make them phallic and cakes, buns and jellies provided a vast array of tits in all sorts of guises. There were even pert nipple breath fresheners and peppermint peckers to serve up as after-dinner mints! For those who didn’t like mints, there were fruity little genital-shaped gums to entertain the palate.

Once the tables were filled with all sorts of naughty dishes the fun just got better when our host insisted that you had to describe your foodstuff in the sexiest terms possible. Nigella would have loved it! Sexual innuendo and ‘nudge nudge wink wink’ euphemisms made their descriptions very appealing, the power of suggestion raising the temperature in the room so that the images became more and more daring or bizarre and we were nearly wetting ourselves from gigging so much when anything that had to be drizzled and licked made it nearly impossible to eat the food without being deliberately suggestive and making matters worse.

It wasn’t long before the chocolate body paint and the strawberry one too made their way into the room. It was all very tame but still surprisingly arousing to discover so many innocent areas were erogenous zones – licking the sweet confection from necks and strangely – the inside of the wrists, proved highly popular and quite exciting. Two very naughty ladies took advantage of our host’s stash of erotic toys and made moulds of each other’s pussy in chocolate and of course they were brought in for the guests to enjoy – first of all guessing which mould belonged to which woman and then playing a game with the chocolate pussy as the prize.

Obviously the food revealed those in the company with an oral fixation and it was hilarious trying to eat the dishes without some comment being passed that had you choking with laughter, Honestly, I didn’t know how much ‘pie’, ‘cream’, slurping, licking, sucking and swallowing, gobbling and nibbling [and even spitting cherry stones and olive pits that had formerly been ‘nipples’ on some edible or other] went on.

Everyone joined in with great gusto and although it was no orgy I think when the guests left there were a few pairings off for those whose appetites hadn’t quite been satisfied despite the spread. They were just hungry for more.