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Penis Enlargement Without Surgery

It is possible to enlarge the size of your penis without surgery. Really.

There are many mechanical aids that work on traction to increase the length and girth of your penis. Basically, the penis is stretched and the theory behind the mechanics is that the stretching causes cells within the muscle to split – just as when you undertake physical exercise to build up your skeletal muscles and put them under so much pressure from either weight lifting or punishing repetitive movement, their fibres break and your body uses protein to repair them and create more fibres to cope with the demands. You can’t really make your penis have much of a workout that takes it beyond its acceptable stresses so these mechanical aids do that for you. Gradually, with regular use your penis will increase in size, both girth and length and manufacturers claim there can be 20% increase in size. That’s 1/5th, so if your penis is 5” long you could gain an extra inch bringing you up to a very respectable 6 inches, which is longer than the average penis that researchers now say is 5.8 inches long.

If that sounds like too much work to commit to for noticeable results there are several different ‘sleeves’ available that will immediately provide an increase in girth and very often that’s the element that provides satisfaction for a woman. Long and skinny just isn’t as filling and it only takes four inches to reach a woman’s G spot inside her vagina anyway. If you can position yourself just right and find that magic spot as well as attending to her clitoris in foreplay and during sex –you’ll be a love stud even if you’re of shorter length, as long as you are thick enough. Many of the ‘sleeves’ that you stretch over your penis are rich in textured detail that’s bound to give an extra tickle.

There are also penis extensions you can slip on over your own manhood that look great and feel fantastic – again, no surgery required. You don’t even have to pretend it’s your own; let your lover know you’ve added a bit on to make the sex between you totally for her pleasure. You’re still the one behind it, you’re driving it and it’ll be you throbbing inside her when you come – it’s probably no worse than a heavy-duty condom once you get used to it.

She’ll be so delighted she’ll please your natural naked pecker with such lavish attention using her mouth and her hands you’ll realise you’ve reached a compromise that allows you both to win.

Novelty Edible Tits and Willies Liven Up the Party

Last weekend we had a party planned and the edible tits and willies made it so much fun. A sizeable group of friends were to come and we were stuck for a theme that wouldn’t cramp people’s style in either their dress code, taste in music or type of food they liked. Hmm…what’s universal and meets that brief? SEX!

Guests were told to bring food contributions that contained as much sexual innuendo as possible. There were penis-shaped pasta salads, pizzas and breadsticks that had been given treatments with trimming and toppings to make them phallic and cakes, buns and jellies provided a vast array of tits in all sorts of guises. There were even pert nipple breath fresheners and peppermint peckers to serve up as after-dinner mints! For those who didn’t like mints, there were fruity little genital-shaped gums to entertain the palate.

Once the tables were filled with all sorts of naughty dishes the fun just got better when our host insisted that you had to describe your foodstuff in the sexiest terms possible. Nigella would have loved it! Sexual innuendo and ‘nudge nudge wink wink’ euphemisms made their descriptions very appealing, the power of suggestion raising the temperature in the room so that the images became more and more daring or bizarre and we were nearly wetting ourselves from gigging so much when anything that had to be drizzled and licked made it nearly impossible to eat the food without being deliberately suggestive and making matters worse.

It wasn’t long before the chocolate body paint and the strawberry one too made their way into the room. It was all very tame but still surprisingly arousing to discover so many innocent areas were erogenous zones – licking the sweet confection from necks and strangely – the inside of the wrists, proved highly popular and quite exciting. Two very naughty ladies took advantage of our host’s stash of erotic toys and made moulds of each other’s pussy in chocolate and of course they were brought in for the guests to enjoy – first of all guessing which mould belonged to which woman and then playing a game with the chocolate pussy as the prize.

Obviously the food revealed those in the company with an oral fixation and it was hilarious trying to eat the dishes without some comment being passed that had you choking with laughter, Honestly, I didn’t know how much ‘pie’, ‘cream’, slurping, licking, sucking and swallowing, gobbling and nibbling [and even spitting cherry stones and olive pits that had formerly been ‘nipples’ on some edible or other] went on.

Everyone joined in with great gusto and although it was no orgy I think when the guests left there were a few pairings off for those whose appetites hadn’t quite been satisfied despite the spread. They were just hungry for more.

Celebrity Sex Toys

Hey – did you know there are celebrities available for you to use as sex toys?

 

Not the actual people but real life-size copies of them as dolls or their most intimate parts cloned for you do the deed with whenever you want. I have always had a thing for Paris Hilton, she’s a bit on the scrawny side, I prefer my women to be real women with a bit more flesh and bigger tits but there’s just something about her that makes her always pop into my fantasies and gets me all hot under the collar and stiff at the thought and just wondering…

 

How pleased was I to find out that a Paris is available as a love doll and she’s not the only babe available in the Super Star collection. Mary Carey, Pamela, J-ho and Penthouse Pet Jamie Lynn all have their charms on offer too. There are pin-ups, centrefolds and porn queens, there’s vibrating, sucking and stroking available in realistic, lifelike skin finishes. I haven’t had the pleasure of these actual celebrities but I have enjoyed the charms of many real live women and I’m telling you, the substitutes do feel as good around you as the real thing.

 

Once I found out what was available I realised it was only the parts that mattered really had appeal for me and I discovered a whole range of absolutely stunning girls who had had their pussy and/or ass moulded and cloned so that you could have a stroke, a suck or blow or a really satisfying banging session just by bringing them out of a can or a flashlight. Lips and clits and pusses and asses were all there; the range and variety was amazing. Who to choose - Taylor Wane, Jenna Jameson, Carla, Carmen or Crazy Daisy?

 

I must confess they do encourage you to do the dirtiest things – I’m all for filth!

Educational Sex Toys

Educational sex toys help the many people who need to practise their sexual technique having been disappointed in relationships where their partner wasn’t understanding or they were too inexperienced or nervous to vocalise preferences to their partner.

It really is hard to judge how good a partner is based on one romp in the sack; we can all have an off day. Even those of us in long-term relationships might think that things could improve but we don’t want to put our partner under pressure to perform or ditch them for someone else. We actually are in love with them a lot of the time. Guys are frightened they’ll come too soon or won’t bring their partner to climax. Girls are frightened of not reaching orgasm in case it reflects badly on their man and wonder if they are doing things that suit his desires. Some women think they are incapable of achieving orgasm – they just haven’t found what suits them yet – and often ‘fake it’ just for peace and quiet. On this point, there’s a whole range of orgasms that can be experienced from ‘baby makers’ and ‘snugglies’ to little pleasurable ripples and wave crashing Tsunamis.

If you haven’t quite got to the point where you can discuss your sex life openly, and many of us are reluctant to because of embarrassment or even shame, you can ‘practise’ certain things yourself with sex toys. You can learn control, what parts of your body are more receptive to certain types of touch, where your erogenous zones are and what you would like done to them…wet, dry, in, out, fast, slow, firm, gentle or whatever it is that your body has responded to once aroused.

You might not be up for anal sex with full penal penetration but a little bit of stimulation around the anal area can be very arousing and perhaps something like a finger inserted (whether yours or a toy item) could be just enough for you to experience another sort of bliss. If your guy really likes the attention paid to the perianal area and is adventurous enough to allow you to wear a strap-on you could spice up the ‘control’ area of your sex life.

Trust, control and preference are essential elements to a satisfying sex life with your partner and they do take time to develop but with a few educational sex toys to use for homework, or together, you could find new dynamics and new dimensions to explore with new found confidence.

Sexy Summer Fun & Games

If we are to believe what we hear the weather forecast for the summer is good, about time to!

But that means long journeys in the car and interminable delays in traffic jams.  Rather than just mooning other motorists, as is traditional, I have thought up a sexy new game we can all play to keep us amused in the car this summer.

A recent article suggested that John Barrowman who plays bi-sexual Jack Harkness in the Dr. Who spin-off, Torchwood, thinks that spin off sex toys from the show would be a great idea!  Sounds good to me! I wonder what it would be like if all TV shows, movies and the like set up their own sex toy spin offs. That got me thinking about my favourite shows and what sex toys they might promote:

Sex Toy Story might not be one for the youngsters, but I bet it would be a great watch!  How about that great ITV staple cop show The Billdo?  Cock Wan and his insights into, well, everything should be worth a peep too. Oh and a cartoon favourite Jessica Rampant Rabbit.   Then there’s a musical favourite of mine the Pussycat Blow Up Dolls.   I love an afternoon quiz and Golden Massage Balls is definitely one to sip a cuppa to.    For the religious there is always Dongs of Praise and for the motor enthusiast the programme that describes all we have to offer here at Hot Edition – Top Gear!

No seriously folks, this is definitely a game for the summer hols, if not for the kids, for you and your mates as you motor off for some fun in the sun.

Try to think of as many re-names for our favourite films, TV shows, songs etc and let us know what you come up with!